The Al and the Henny-Penny
by Gene Curry

Big Al and the Henny Penny went to cruise
In a huge Grand Princess ship
They took along some money they called each other honey
And they packed up for the trip
Big Al looked up at the ship above,
And voiced a sad lament
Alas Henny-Penny! ‘O Penny, my love,
Our cruise docs were never sent
Never sent,
Never sent,
Our tags were never sent'
Said Manly Man Al, from what I can tell!
It’s only six bags that we bring!
To long we’ve been driving, I want to go diving
We’ll carry on board everything'
So they cruised away, for more then a day,
To the land where the Palm Trees grow
And on the deck of the Grand the DoDo did stand,
With chocolate on the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose!
With chocolate on the end of his nose.
'Dear DoDo will you share those sweets that you bear
Your chocolate?' Said the DoDo, 'I will .'(Fat chance)
So they took some away, and went diving next day
Off the island they call Cozumel.
They dined noon and night and often ate twice,
With their friends in the main dining room;
And hand in hand, on the deck of the Grand
They watched MUTS by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They cruised by the light of the moon.